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Tastes like a dead raccoon in a garbage can. You’ll probably poop your pants and cry.

I ate that pizza and now I feel like I swallowed a cockroach.

That taco was so bad it made my dog vomit.

The mystery meat was like eating a sock that lived in a trash heap.

It’s like someone threw a bunch of expired garbage into a blender and called it a meal.

That soup was so bad I want to take a bath in bleach.

The burger looked like it came from a zombie’s lunchbox.

I ate that cake and now I feel like I was poisoned by a witch.

So bad it could make a saint swear and a saint is already pretty tough.

That muffin was so bad I considered burning it down.

That pizza was like eating a shoe that lived in a sewer.

The burrito was so bad it made my dog run away.