eat my tunic (emt)

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What you yell at elf heroes who think they're the best when they're really just annoying and deserve a punch in the face.
I eat your tunic because you spam me every 10 minutes and act like you're king.
Eat my tunic, you overgrown elf with no life.
You're not cool, you're just loud. Eat my tunic.
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The mean thing to say to elf heroes who think they're famous when they're just a pain in the neck.
Eat my tunic, you elf who thinks you're a rockstar.
I eat your tunic because you spam me and I'm tired of your nonsense.
You're not a legend, you're just annoying. Eat my tunic.
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What you say to elf heroes who think they're the best when they're just a mess and need to be shut up.
Eat my tunic, you elf who can't stop spamming me.
I eat your tunic because you're a mess and I'm done with your chaos.
You're not the hero, you're the problem. Eat my tunic.
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