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A day where you take a steak, cut it into tiny pieces, rub it all over your pecker, and make a girl eat it with sauce while she licks your meat. It’s like a fancy meat party for your junk. It happens on March 14th.
Hey, I just turned my steak into a blow job. Eat my meat and sauce, you hot mess.
She ate my steak and sucked my meat. It was like a meaty dream.
My steak was so good, I made my girlfriend eat it and lick my meat. I’m a legend.