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a hot woman's way of telling her man he's getting face-ridden like a dog at the park

You're such a dog, I'm gonna ride your face till you're dizzy.

I'm not just sitting on your face, I'm owning it.

You're my face steed, and I'm gonna ride you till you're faceless.

when a beautiful woman is giving her man a facial workout he never asked for

You're my gym, and I'm doing a plank on your face.

You're getting a facial workout so hard, your face will thank me later.

I'm not just sitting on your face, I'm doing a full body workout on it.

a woman's way of telling her man he's getting face-time like he's in a movie

You're my leading man, and I'm the star of this face-time movie.

I'm giving you face-time so good, your face will be in the credits.

You're not just getting face-time, you're getting the Oscar.