eat my shaft

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a way to tell someone to deepthroat your meat and hope they don't vomit

Bro, you just said 'eat my shaft' after I beat you at Fortnite.

My mom told me to eat my shaft because I spilled soda on the couch.

He said 'eat my shaft' when I took his last slice of pizza.

a fancy way to tell someone to take your cock and stick it up their ass

She said 'eat my shaft' when I made fun of her dance moves.

He told me to eat my shaft after I stole his lunch.

My dad said 'eat my shaft' when I broke his favorite mug.

a harsh way to say you want someone to swallow your meat like it's a big stupid burrito

My brother said 'eat my shaft' when I ruined his video game.

She told me to eat my shaft because I forgot her birthday.

He said 'eat my shaft' after I took his last cookie.