Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To suck a girl's noodle like she's the last piece of pizza on the plate.

He said, 'Eat my pasta,' right after I finished my last bite of garlic bread.

She screamed, 'Eat my pasta!' when he started licking her from head to toe.

He texted me, 'Eat my pasta, or I'll eat your lasagna.'

2

To take a big bite out of a girl's private parts like she's a meatball sub.

He said, 'Eat my pasta,' and then he bit me like I was a greasy meatball.

She DM'd me, 'Eat my pasta, or I'll make you my lunch.'

At the table, he said, 'Eat my pasta,' and I nearly spilled my marinara.

3

To go down on a girl like she's a plate full of spaghetti.

He said, 'Eat my pasta,' and I had to wipe my eyes from the sauce.

She texted, 'Eat my pasta, or I'll never let you touch my meatballs again.'

He whispered, 'Eat my pasta,' and I almost choked on my breadstick.

4

To put your mouth on a girl like she's a big bowl of creamy Alfredo.

He said, 'Eat my pasta,' and I felt like I was in a creamy dream.

She said, 'Eat my pasta, or I'll drown you in cheese sauce.'

He said, 'Eat my pasta,' and I thought I was eating a bowl of Alfredo.

5

To take a long lick of a girl like she's a long strand of fettuccine.

He said, 'Eat my pasta,' and I felt like I was eating a long noodle.

She said, 'Eat my pasta,' and I almost fell off the chair.

He licked me and said, 'Eat my pasta,' like it was the best meal ever.

6

To go down on a girl like she's a giant lasagna layer.

He said, 'Eat my pasta,' and I felt like I was eating layers of cheese and meat.

She said, 'Eat my pasta,' and I had to eat three lasagnas to get back at her.

He said, 'Eat my pasta,' and I was too busy eating my lunch to respond.