eat my pants

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1
a way to tell someone you're gonna make them look like a fool and then probably laugh at them
My crush said 'eat my pants' after I tripped in front of the whole school.
He said 'eat my pants' when I beat him in the video game championship.
She told her brother to 'eat my pants' after he stole her last piece of pizza.
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a loud and very rude way to say you're gonna make someone suffer
'Eat my pants!' he screamed when I ate his lunch.
She said 'eat my pants' after I spilled soda on her brand new shoes.
My dad yelled 'eat my pants' when I failed my math test.
3
a stupid but very mean phrase you use when you're mad and want to make someone feel bad
He said 'eat my pants' when I broke his favorite video game.
She told me to 'eat my pants' after I called her mom a dummy.
My brother said 'eat my pants' when I took his last candy bar.
4
a very rude and funny way to say you're gonna make someone look silly and feel like a loser
'Eat my pants!' my teacher said after I drew on the blackboard with my crayons.
He told me to 'eat my pants' when I fell off the monkey bars.
She said 'eat my pants' when I told her I didn't like her crush.
5
a big and very mean way to say you're gonna make someone feel like the worst person ever
My mom said 'eat my pants' when I got a D on my report card.
He told me to 'eat my pants' when I said his dog was ugly.
She yelled 'eat my pants' when I forgot her birthday.
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