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A man says this when he wants to throw his jizz all over a woman’s face like she’s a hot dog and he’s the grill.
He said 'eat my nut' after he spilled his jizz on her face during the school play.
She got 'eat my nut' yelled at her when he tried to kiss her in the hallway.
He texted her 'eat my nut' after she ignored him for a week.
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A man says this when he wants to make a woman feel like she’s been hit by a jizz truck.
He screamed 'eat my nut' when he saw her with another guy at the mall.
He messaged her 'eat my nut' after she broke up with him.
He yelled 'eat my nut' when she laughed at his jizz joke.
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A man says this when he wants to make a woman taste his jizz like it’s a new flavor of ice cream.
He said 'eat my nut' after he dumped his jizz in her soda.
He shouted 'eat my nut' when she took his lunch money.
He DM’d her 'eat my nut' after she laughed at his jizz face.
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A man says this when he wants to make a woman feel like she’s been caught in the middle of a jizz war.
He said 'eat my nut' after he dumped jizz on her during the science fair.
He yelled 'eat my nut' when she took his spot on the bus.
He texted her 'eat my nut' after she posted his jizz joke online.
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A man says this when he wants to make a woman feel like she’s been jizzed in the face by a jizz dragon.
He shouted 'eat my nut' after he jizzed in her face during gym class.
He said 'eat my nut' when she took his jizz sandwich.
He DM’d her 'eat my nut' after she made fun of his jizz face.
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A man says this when he wants to make a woman feel like she’s been jizzed in the face by a jizz volcano.
He yelled 'eat my nut' when he jizzed all over her during the talent show.
He said 'eat my nut' after she took his jizz cup.
He texted her 'eat my nut' when she posted his jizz face on Instagram.
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