eat my nurries

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Go kiss my hairy ass and let the cockroaches eat you
My mom just called me a hairball and said this to me
I told my brother he looked like a bad wig and he replied with this
My teacher said this to me after I drew on the walls with my lunch
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I’ll poop in your shoe and make you smell like a rotten sock
My friend said this after I stole his snack
My dad said this when I spilled juice on his pants
My crush said this when I told him my dog pooped on his shoe
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You’re so ugly I bet the mirror cried when it saw you
My sister said this when I made a face at her
My neighbor said this after I ate his plants
My crush’s friend said this when I showed up late to the party
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