eat my man ass

My cousin ate my man ass after I told him he smelled like a dirty sock

She dumped a whole bowl of salad on his butt and then kissed him like he was her long lost love

He got salad on his butt at the park and I had to watch it happen

My brother turned my dad’s butt into a salad disaster right in front of the whole family

She used a fork to make a salad on his butt during lunch break

He got salad on his butt and it looked like a crime scene

She smushed salad into his butt hole and laughed like it was the best joke ever

He got salad on his butt and it was like a big messy pancake

I saw my uncle get salad on his butt and it was like he was being punished