eat my lettuce

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When you drop a cock in a woman’s mouth like it’s a sandwich and you don’t care if she chokes on it.

Bro asked me to eat his lettuce because he couldn’t wait for the pizza to arrive.

My mom said, 'Eat my lettuce or I’ll take your allowance and your dignity.'

He said, 'Eat my lettuce or I’ll tell your crush you’re a bad kisser.'

A woman telling you to suck her off like it’s the last meal of the century.

She said, 'Eat my lettuce or I’ll post your failed math test online.'

My cousin yelled, 'Eat my lettuce or I’ll eat your pizza!'

He begged, 'Eat my lettuce, I’ll give you my last chip.'

When you get told to go down on someone like you’re their personal food truck.

My dad said, 'Eat my lettuce or I’ll ground you for life.'

My teacher said, 'Eat my lettuce or I’ll fail you in math.'

My best friend said, 'Eat my lettuce or I’ll eat your fries.'