eat my left

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Eat my left is when you tell someone to kiss your left nut and then throw it in their face. You’re saying they’re so low they should worship your junk.
My cousin said I was a failure. I told him to eat my left.
After I beat him in chess, he yelled, 'Eat my left!' I just laughed and said, 'You’re welcome.'
She failed her math test, and I said, 'Eat my left!' She cried and ran out.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eat my left is like telling someone to swallow your left nut and then spit it out in front of everyone. You’re saying they’re too dumb to even be near you.
He stole my lunch. I said, 'Eat my left!' He ran away.
She called me a baby. I said, 'Eat my left!' and she went silent.
When my brother took my last cookie, I told him to eat my left.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eat my left is when you insult someone so hard you make them imagine your left nut is a piece of garbage they have to eat.
My friend failed the test. I said, 'Eat my left!' and he got mad.
She said I was a joke. I told her to eat my left and she got quiet.
He said I was ugly. I told him to eat my left and he ran.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eat my left is like telling someone to take a bite of your left nut and then go cry in a corner. You’re saying they’re too weak to argue back.
He said I was a loser. I told him to eat my left.
When I beat her in a race, she said, 'Eat my left!' and I laughed.
She said my jokes were bad. I told her to eat my left and she left.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eat my left is when you tell someone to eat your left nut and then throw a punch. You’re saying they’re not worth your time.
He laughed at me. I said, 'Eat my left!' and hit him.
She said I was a nobody. I told her to eat my left and she ran.
He took my spot in line. I said, 'Eat my left!' and he got mad.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eat my left is when you tell someone to eat your left nut so hard it comes out their nose. You’re saying they’re so weak they can’t even handle your insult.
He said I was the worst. I told him to eat my left and he cried.
She said I was a nobody. I told her to eat my left and she ran.
He took my spot on the team. I told him to eat my left and he got mad.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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