eat my knuckles

You just called me a weakling in front of my whole class. I’m eating your knuckles for sure.

He said I couldn’t beat him in the video game. I’m gonna eat his knuckles and show him.

She said my pizza was bad. I’m gonna eat her knuckles and tell her she’s a loser.

He made fun of my hair. I’m eating his knuckles and making him cry.

She said I was ugly. I’m gonna eat her knuckles and say she’s a monster.

He called me a nerd. I’m gonna eat his knuckles and say he’s a jock.

He said my laugh was annoying. I’m gonna eat his knuckles and say he’s the worst.

She told me my math was bad. I’m gonna eat her knuckles and say she’s a failure.

He called me a crybaby. I’m gonna eat his knuckles and say he’s a coward.