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A fancy way to tell someone they’re a total loser and their pants are too big for their brain.
My math test was a 47. Eat my jorts, Karen.
You lost the game. Eat my jorts, buddy.
Your mom’s still in the hospital. Eat my jorts, loser.
eat my jorts
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When you’re so mad you throw your jorts at someone’s face and yell this at them.
He stole my lunch money. Eat my jorts!
You called me a nerd. Eat my jorts!
You failed my project. Eat my jorts!
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A magical phrase that makes people disappear, especially if they’re annoying.
I’ve been stuck with you all day. Eat my jorts.
You’re the worst partner ever. Eat my jorts.
You just made me late for my bus. Eat my jorts.
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A loud and proud way to say someone is a total dud and their jorts are bigger than their brain.
You cried when you fell off the slide. Eat my jorts!
You can’t even tie your shoes. Eat my jorts!
You failed my spelling test. Eat my jorts!
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A strong insult you use when you’re too lazy to think of anything else.
You said I was a dork. Eat my jorts!
You’re the worst friend ever. Eat my jorts!
You just insulted my mom. Eat my jorts!
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When you’re so angry you want to eat someone’s jorts and then maybe their face.
You broke my phone. Eat my jorts!
You made me do all the work. Eat my jorts!
You said I was ugly. Eat my jorts!