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the same as telling someone to take your penis and chew it like it's a snack
Bro, I just beat your high score. Eat my john.
She failed the test. Eat my john.
He got fired. Eat my john.
eat my john
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when you tell someone to swallow your penis like it's a popsicle
He called me a loser. Eat my john.
I ate the last pizza. Eat my john.
She broke my phone. Eat my john.
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the dirtiest way to tell someone you're better than them
He stole my lunch money. Eat my john.
She got the prom date. Eat my john.
He beat me in the race. Eat my john.