eat my hams

You lost the game. I’m gonna rip your guts out and make a sandwich with them.

He said he’d beat me. I’m gonna rip your guts out and make a sandwich with them.

She just called me fat. I’m gonna rip your guts out and make a sandwich with them.

You failed my test. I’m gonna feed you to the pigs.

He made me do homework. I’m gonna feed you to the pigs.

She took my lunch. I’m gonna feed you to the pigs.

You lost the bet. You’re gonna be my meatball.

He made me eat the last slice. You’re gonna be my meatball.

She said I was ugly. You’re gonna be my meatball.

You laughed at me. I’ll turn you into a taco.

He called me a baby. I’ll turn you into a taco.

She didn’t say hi. I’ll turn you into a taco.

You said I was late. I’m gonna make you my breakfast.

He took my seat. I’m gonna make you my breakfast.

She said I was messy. I’m gonna make you my breakfast.

You called me a nerd. I’m gonna stuff you in a pie.

He beat me up. I’m gonna stuff you in a pie.

She said I was loud. I’m gonna stuff you in a pie.