Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud and smelly way to tell someone they are a total loser and their face is as ugly as a used sock.

'Eat my golliwog!' he yelled after I beat him at Fortnite.

She said it when I told her her hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

He texted me 'Eat my golliwog' after I ate his last slice of pizza.

2

A big mouthful of hatred you throw at someone when they do something really stupid.

I said 'Eat my golliwog' when he tried to kiss my mom.

She yelled it at me after I spilled soda on her shoes.

He said it when I told him his dog was the worst.

3

A fancy way to say you want to punch someone’s face in because they are annoying as heck.

I said 'Eat my golliwog' when he kept talking during my favorite show.

She used it after I ate her homework.

He said it when I told him he was the worst at chess.

4

A loud and proud way to tell someone they are the worst and you don’t like them at all.

I said 'Eat my golliwog' when he called my dog a baby.

She said it after I told her her laugh was like a goat’s scream.

He used it when I beat him at a video game.

5

A wild and crazy way to say you think someone is the biggest dork in the whole universe.

He said 'Eat my golliwog' when I told him his hair was like a chicken’s nest.

I said it after she spilled juice on my shirt.

She used it when he tried to copy my math homework.

6

A big, bad, and bold insult you shout at someone when they are being extra annoying.

I said 'Eat my golliwog' when he kept interrupting my favorite song.

She said it after he told her her voice was like a goat’s sneeze.

He used it when she ate his favorite cookie.