Eat my fries

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That stupid song from Adventure Time that makes your brain explode with how dumb it is.

'I’m gonna eat my fries and then I’m gonna cry about it.', from a kid who failed math.

'Eat my fries' is the only thing that makes sense in this whole stupid show.

My mom sings it in the car and I want to die.

What you yell when someone leaves their fries out like a fat kid at a buffet and comes back to find them all eaten by a greasy ghost.

'I left my fries for ten seconds and now they’re gone. Eat my fries!', said by someone who now has a greasy ghost for a best friend.

'I was eating my fries and then I came back and they were gone. Eat my fries!', said by someone who’s now best friends with a greasy ghost.

They left their fries and came back to find them gone. 'Eat my fries!', said by a person who now has a greasy ghost for a roommate.

A disgusting and perverted act that happens in Turkey where people eat fries with their hands and then kiss the plate.

'I ate my fries and then I kissed the plate. Eat my fries!', said by someone who just became a pervert.

They ate their fries and then licked the plate. 'Eat my fries!', said by someone who just became a pervert.

He ate his fries and then kissed the plate. 'Eat my fries!', said by someone who just became a pervert.