Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting so far behind you might as well be eating a pile of smelly socks.

I finished the race in 10 minutes. You took 20. Eat my dust, loser.

He passed me like I was standing still. Eat my dust, slowpoke.

You couldn’t even keep up. Eat my dust, you lousy excuse for a runner.

2

Getting beaten so bad you think you’re being punished by the universe.

I ran faster than you. Eat my dust, you weakling.

You tripped and fell. Eat my dust, you clumsy oaf.

You were last. Eat my dust, you walking embarrassment.

3

Getting left so far behind you might as well be eating a pile of dirt.

I beat you by a mile. Eat my dust, you slow turtle.

You barely moved. Eat my dust, you slug.

I was flying. You were crawling. Eat my dust, you dirt-bag.

4

Getting lapped so hard you think you’re being used as a mop.

You couldn’t even keep up. Eat my dust, you mop.

I passed you twice. Eat my dust, you lousy runner.

You were so slow, I had time to stop and eat a sandwich. Eat my dust, you slug.

5

Getting beaten so badly you wish you were a ghost.

You were so far behind, I could’ve had a nap. Eat my dust, you ghost.

You were last. Eat my dust, you invisible wimp.

I beat you so bad you disappeared. Eat my dust, you ghost.