eat my ass with that weak shit

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When someone says something so dumb you can’t help but tell them to go eat a donkey’s butt with their stupid nonsense.

My friend said the moon is made of cheese. I told him to eat my ass with that weak shit.

My teacher said dinosaurs are still alive. I flipped my desk and yelled, 'Eat my ass with that weak shit!'

My dog tried to talk to me. I said, 'You're speaking dog. Eat my ass with that weak shit!'

When someone tells you something so weak it makes your brain hurt, and you just yell at them like a madman.

My brother said he can run a mile in 10 seconds. I told him to eat my ass with that weak shit.

My mom said she can bench-press a cow. I said, 'Eat my ass with that weak shit!'

My crush said he’s the best at everything. I told him to eat my ass with that weak shit.

When someone says something so bad it makes your face go from normal to confused to angry in 0.5 seconds.

My cousin said he can fly. I told him to eat my ass with that weak shit.

My dad said he can beat up a dragon. I told him to eat my ass with that weak shit.

My neighbor said his cat is a wizard. I said, 'Eat my ass with that weak shit!'

When someone says something so silly you can’t help but scream at them like they owe you money.

My friend said the sky is green. I told him to eat my ass with that weak shit.

My teacher said the Earth is flat. I said, 'Eat my ass with that weak shit!'

My pet turtle said he’s the king of the ocean. I told him to eat my ass with that weak shit.

When someone tells you something so stupid you just have to make them suffer for it.

My brother said he can turn invisible. I told him to eat my ass with that weak shit.

My mom said she can dance with ghosts. I said, 'Eat my ass with that weak shit!'

My crush said he can read minds. I told him to eat my ass with that weak shit.

When someone says something so weak it feels like your brain is melting, and you just yell at them for no reason.

My cousin said he can time-travel. I told him to eat my ass with that weak shit.

My dad said he can talk to aliens. I told him to eat my ass with that weak shit.

My neighbor said his goldfish is a philosopher. I said, 'Eat my ass with that weak shit!'