Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

People who are so clueless they think wearing camouflage makes them smart and actually believe deer are stupid.

My cousin tried to hunt a squirrel and got lost in the woods.

He wore a hat that said 'I hunt deer' and still missed.

He thinks the forest is a video game and the deer are just enemies.

2

Humans who think they're tough because they wear a flannel shirt and eat meat for breakfast.

He tried to shoot a deer and hit his neighbor’s dog.

He thought the deer were hiding from him, not the other way around.

He brought a rifle to a bar fight and still lost.

3

People who think being loud in the woods makes them cool and actually believe they’re the main character in a movie.

He yelled 'I am the hunter!' and scared off the whole herd.

He shot at a deer and hit a tree, but still thought he won.

He dressed up like a bear and tried to scare the deer.

4

Humans who think eating meat is a skill and actually believe they’re the best at it just because they own a truck.

He tried to grill a deer and burned it so bad it looked like a fire had died in it.

He thinks a truck makes him a king of the forest.

He tried to hunt and got lost, then called his mom.

5

People who think they’re tough because they wear boots and eat meat, but still can’t even cook a hot dog properly.

He tried to cook a hot dog and set the whole campsite on fire.

He wore boots so big he couldn’t walk properly.

He brought a tent and still couldn’t find the deer.

6

Humans who think being in the woods makes them a legend, but still can’t even remember how to use a map.

He got lost and followed a squirrel for an hour.

He used a map like it was a phone.

He tried to find the deer and ended up in a neighbor’s yard.