Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting your tongue up a girl’s snatch, or screaming like a feral raccoon when something goes wrong.

He said 'eat me' after I spilled coffee on his suit.

She yelled 'eat me' when the bus hit a pothole.

My dog said 'eat me' when I took his toy.

2

When you shove your face in someone’s snatch or yell it like you’re being tortured.

My mom said 'eat me' when I failed my math test.

He said 'eat me' when he got locked out of his house.

My teacher said 'eat me' when I drew on the desk.

3

A rude way to tell someone you hate them, or that you’d let them swallow your whole face.

My friend said 'eat me' when I ate his pizza.

My brother said 'eat me' when I stole his Xbox.

My dog said 'eat me' when I took his bone.

4

A phrase from a 70s movie where guys drove a cake-shaped bus with 'eat me' on it like it was a death sentence.

My teacher said 'eat me' when I drew on the board.

My friend said 'eat me' when I ate his sandwich.

My mom said 'eat me' when I broke her favorite mug.

5

Telling someone you’d let them chow down on your butt or send them straight to hell.

He said 'eat me' when I broke his phone.

She said 'eat me' when I took her shoes.

My dog said 'eat me' when I took his treat.

6

Worse than 'bite me,' like telling someone they’re the worst and you’d let them eat your whole face.

He said 'eat me' when I failed his test.

She said 'eat me' when I took her pencil.

My dog said 'eat me' when I took his toy.

7

If someone says they’d eat you, they probably like you a lot, or they’re a cannibal and you’re their next meal.

He said 'eat me' when I took his book.

She said 'eat me' when I took her snack.

My dog said 'eat me' when I took his ball.