Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a woman slithers her face up a man's junk and swallows his cum like it's a snack

She ate my kids so hard I thought I was gonna die

He said 'I'm not doing it' but then she ate his kids and he cried

That girl ate three kids in one night and still had energy to text me

2

When a man or woman takes a bite of someone's kids and chokes on the cum

He ate my kids and then choked on my cum

She said 'I'll eat your kids' and then she did

My mom ate my dad's kids and then asked for seconds

3

When someone takes a big bite of a penis or a pussy and swallows cum like it's going out of style

He took a bite of my junk and swallowed my cum like it was soda

She took a big bite of my cum and I felt it in my soul

They took a bite of each other and both got cum in their throats

4

A man or woman saying 'I'll eat your kids' to scare someone before a fight

He said 'I'll eat your kids' and then I cried

She said 'I'll eat your kids' and I ran away

He said 'I'll eat your kids' and I took a bite of his cum

5

When someone is so dumb they make you want to eat their cum just to shut them up

He was so dumb I ate his cum and still wanted to kill him

She was a moronic cliche and I ate her cum like it was candy

He was the worst and I ate his cum in front of everyone

6

A faggot who loves cum so much he wants to swallow it every day

He's a faggot who eats cum for breakfast

That faggot ate my cum like it was the best meal ever

He's a faggot who eats cum like it's going out of style

7

A stupid band from Keokuk, Iowa who think pushing each other is a good idea

They pushed each other on stage and I thought they were gonna die

That band from Iowa pushed each other and then they cried

They pushed each other and caused self-inflicted harm and I thought it was hilarious