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a guy who gets so turned on by another guy’s butt that he’d probably lick it if he had the chance

He eats in his ass every time his brother flexes in front of him.

At the gym, he stares at the guy next to him like he’s trying to memorize his butt.

He texted his crush: 'I wish you had a mirror on your back.'

a man who thinks a guy’s butt is better than a burger and would eat it if it was on a plate

He eats in his ass during lunch breaks just to watch his coworker eat.

He told his mom, 'I think that guy at the bus stop has the best butt.'

He walked out of a movie just to get a better view of the guy behind him.

a guy who would rather stare at another guy’s butt than look at his own reflection

He eats in his ass during his entire history test.

He told his friend, 'That guy’s butt is like a masterpiece.'

He got into a fight over who had the better butt.

a man who’s so into another guy’s butt he’d probably eat it if it was covered in sauce

He eats in his ass during every basketball game he watches.

He texted his crush, 'Your butt is better than the snack bar.'

He got a tattoo of a guy’s butt because he eats in his ass so much.

a guy who thinks another guy’s butt is the best thing since pizza and would eat it if it was on a plate

He eats in his ass during his entire math class.

He told his teacher, 'That guy’s butt is the answer to the problem.'

He missed his flight just to get a better view of the guy in the seat behind him.

a guy who would rather be a butt than be the guy who’s eating it

He eats in his ass during his entire lunch break just to watch his friend eat.

He told his crush, 'I’d rather be your butt than your snack.'

He got a job just to be close to the guy with the best butt.