eat ice

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when your mouth is so hot it feels like you swallowed a firecracker and you need to cool it down with a block of ice
Bro I just ate three tacos and a whole cup of coffee and now I'm eating ice like it's my job
My mouth is on fire and I'm eating ice like I'm trying to save my soul
I had a hot dog and a soda and now I'm eating ice like I'm in a horror movie
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when you're so sad after sex that you want to eat ice and cry in a corner
Just had sex and now I'm eating ice like I lost my best friend
I had sex and now I'm eating ice and crying like it's the end of the world
After sex I eat ice and cry like my life is over
3
when you're secretly giving head to someone on the side and you're not out yet
I'm giving head to my coworker and I'm still at work
I gave head to my neighbor and now I'm hiding from my mom
I gave head to my teacher and now I'm getting detention
4
when everything is so messed up that it's like the world is trying to end and no one is happy
My life is a disaster and I'm eating ice like it's my last meal
This situation is so bad it's like a horror movie and I'm the main character
Everything is going to hell and I'm eating ice like it's my only hope
5
when you're telling someone to leave you alone but you're too lazy to say it
You're annoying me and I'm just eating ice like I'm trying to forget you
I don't want to talk to you and I'm eating ice like it's my job
You're giving me a headache and I'm eating ice like it's my only escape
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when you know you're bugging someone and you're just trying to get out of it
You know I'm bugging you and I'm eating ice like I'm trying to hide
You know I'm annoying you and I'm eating ice like it's my last chance
You know I'm getting on your nerve and I'm eating ice like I'm trying to survive
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