Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying he wants to rip your clothes off and do things you’re too young to understand.

'I’d eat his hat if he asked me to his prom.'

'She said she’d eat his hat if he stopped talking about his ex.'

'He said he’d eat her hat if she didn’t text him back.'

2

A promise that he’ll take you out for ice cream if you let him touch you.

'I’d eat his hat if he didn’t keep picking on me in gym class.'

'She said she’d eat his hat if he stopped eating my lunch.'

'He’d eat her hat if she stopped calling him a fag.'

3

A magical phrase that makes people forget they’re being stupid.

'I’d eat his hat if he didn’t keep making fun of my hair.'

'She’d eat his hat if he stopped cheating on her.'

'He’d eat her hat if she didn’t keep texting his ex.'

4

A swear word that means he wants to make you his personal snack.

'I’d eat his hat if he stopped eating my snacks.'

'She’d eat his hat if he stopped talking about his stupid car.'

'He’d eat her hat if she didn’t keep making fun of his voice.'

5

A stupid way of saying he wants to be your boyfriend and doesn’t know how to ask.

'I’d eat his hat if he’d just ask me out.'

'She’d eat his hat if he stopped teasing her.'

'He’d eat her hat if she’d just stop being annoying.'