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She’s so broke she’s eating her face with a spoon
My mom spent all her money on pizza and now she’s eating her face with a spoon.
He spent every last dollar on snacks and now his mom’s eating her face with a spoon.
That kid ate so much he turned his mom into a snack machine.
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She’s so broke she’s eating her hair for breakfast
She spent all her cash on snacks and now she’s eating her hair for breakfast.
That guy spent every dollar on candy and now his sister’s eating her hair for breakfast.
He ate so much his grandma started eating her own hair.
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She’s so broke she’s eating her own kids for dinner
She spent all her money on donuts and now she’s eating her own kids for dinner.
That man spent every last cent on snacks and now his wife is eating her own kids for dinner.
He ate so much his mom turned into a snack bar and started eating her own kids.
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