eat heavy

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A person who shoves food in their mouth like it's the last meal on Earth and leaves nothing but a sad plate and a bunch of crumbs for the weak.

*mom brings out the cake* **friend devours it like it's a final exam** “OMG Steve you eat HEAVY!”

*buffet opens* **friend takes three plates** “I’m not eating light, I’m eating HEAVY!”

*birthday dinner* **friend eats the whole roast** “You’re not coming back from this, I can feel it.”

Someone who eats so much they could start a food fight and win with their bare hands and a cheese sandwich.

*cheese sandwich on the table* **friend eats it in one bite** “That was a snack, not a meal. You eat HEAVY!”

*mom brings out the cookies* **friend eats them all** “You’re not eating, you’re robbing the cookie jar.”

*family dinner* **friend takes the whole pizza** “You’re not eating, you’re taking a vacation.”

A person who eats like they’re trying to beat a food challenge and leave the rest of us to choke on crumbs.

*mom serves the lasagna* **friend eats it all** “That was a full meal, not a snack. You eat HEAVY!”

*buffet night* **friend takes the whole tray** “You’re not eating, you’re loading a truck.”

*family dinner* **friend eats the whole cake** “You’re not sharing, you’re stealing.”