Eat goru less

I just ate three burgers and still said 'eat goru less' to my mom. She cried.

My cousin tried to talk me out of it, but I said 'eat goru less' and he got kicked out.

I told my dog 'eat goru less' and he ate my shoes.

My friend said 'eat goru less' and got a free pizza. I just got a lecture.

I yelled 'eat goru less' at my teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.

I said 'eat goru less' to my boss and now I work weekends.

I said 'eat goru less' to my brother and he gave me all his snacks.

My neighbor heard me say 'eat goru less' and brought me cake.

I told my crush 'eat goru less' and now we're dating.