Eat fritos

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When you shove fritos in your mouth like they’re your last meal and you don’t care if your face looks like a sad chip bag.
My mom said I’d get a stomach ache if I kept eating fritos. I said I’d rather die than stop.
He ate fritos so fast, he looked like a chip-eating tornado.
I tried to eat fritos while doing my math homework. Now I have crumbs in my equations.
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When you’re so horny, you imagine fritos are your lover and you’re eating them like it’s a romantic dinner.
I was so bored, I ate fritos like they were my lover. It didn’t help.
She was eating fritos in the middle of the night. I think she was trying to seduce the moon.
He was eating fritos in class. I think he was trying to flirt with the teacher.
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