eat for the cycle

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When you scarf down every single sausage at Miller Park in one game like you're trying to win a bet and your stomach is going to explode.
I ate all four sausages and now I can't fit into my pants.
I had to sit on the bleachers because I was too full to stand.
I ate so fast I choked on the Polish sausage and looked like a idiot.
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When a guy gets a girlfriend just to hide the fact he's gay and it's the worst lie ever.
He brought his girlfriend to the club but kept staring at me like he wanted to kiss me.
He texted me, 'I'm with her now, stop following me.'
He asked his girlfriend to the prom but still asked me to dance.
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