eat fish

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1
to have sex wiv some1 in a way that feels like you're both getting eaten alive
Bro, I ate fish with my cousin at the mall. It was wild.
She said I was her favorite fish. I said I was her favorite bait.
I ate fish in the back of the bus. The teacher never saw it coming.
2
when you stick your face up someone's pants and go to town like it's a buffet
I ate fish in the bathroom. The toilet was my witness.
He ate fish so loud, the whole class heard it.
I ate fish during lunch. My sandwich got jealous.
3
when you give a woman the best face-time she’s ever had, and she’s too busy moaning to notice the clock
I ate fish during her math test. She failed, but it was worth it.
She said I ate fish so good, it was like I had a degree in licking.
I ate fish while she was on a Zoom call. Her boss didn’t know what hit him.
4
when you eat all the big fish, and now the little fish are just hanging out, sad and alone
I ate fish so much, the ocean had a food shortage.
He ate fish like it was his job. Now the little fish are just floating around.
She ate fish until there were no more fish. The sea cried.
5
a video that starts off calm and then a skeleton jumps out screaming like it’s the end of the world
I watched that fish video. I almost peed my pants.
My brother showed me that fish video. I screamed like a girl.
That fish video gave me nightmares. I still see that skeleton.
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