Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you chow down on a girl who’s bleeding out and you’re too high to care

Yo, I ate egg last night and she was screaming like a banshee.

He tried to flirt with her and she just threw up on him.

I ate egg and she cried on my shoulder like I was her mom.

2

When you peel an egg so fast it looks like you’re doing magic and then you eat it like it’s your last meal

I ate egg and it looked like I was in a movie.

He peeled the egg like it was a grenade.

She ate egg and her hands were shaking like she just survived a war.

3

When you tell the rich to go eat egg because they’re rich and you’re not and you’re probably broke

I told my boss to eat egg and he fired me.

My mom said eat egg and I got a new phone.

I said eat egg to the rich guy and he just laughed.

4

When you ask someone to eat a raw egg and they look at you like you’re crazy

I asked my dad to eat egg and he just stared at me.

She said eat egg and I almost cried.

He asked me to eat egg and I said no way.

5

When you yell eat egg at someone for no reason and it becomes your new favorite insult

I yelled eat egg at my brother and he ran away.

She said eat egg and I laughed for 10 minutes.

He said eat egg and I threw my juice box at him.