eat da poopoo

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when someone takes a big bite of something so gross it feels like it’s gonna make them vomit right then and there

My cousin ate the last piece of moldy pizza and now he’s crying in the shower.

She took a bite of the mystery meat and immediately started gagging like a possessed ghost.

He ate the poopoo and now his pants are soaked with diarrhea.

when you stick your face in something so bad it smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can

My brother stuck his face in the rotten cheese and now he smells like a sewer.

She put her whole face in the burnt toast and screamed like she was on fire.

He stuck his face in the poopoo and now his classmates won’t stop laughing at him.

when you chew something so bad it makes your tongue feel like it’s been burned by a hot dog

My friend chewed the burnt waffle and now his tongue looks like it’s been roasted.

She took a bite of the slimy yogurt and her tongue was screaming for mercy.

He chewed the poopoo and now his mouth tastes like a garbage can.

when you swallow something so gross it feels like your stomach is trying to escape through your nose

My sister swallowed the moldy sandwich and now she’s throwing up in the hallway.

He swallowed the poopoo and now he’s running to the bathroom like a terrified mouse.

She swallowed the burnt meat and now she’s screaming like a banshee.

when you take a bite so bad it makes your whole body shake like a dog with a bad case of the shivers

My mom took a bite of the rotten cake and her whole body shook like a earthquake.

He took a bite of the poopoo and started shaking like he was being haunted.

She took a bite of the slimy soup and her whole body was shaking like she was freezing to death.

when you take a big bite and it feels like your mouth is being attacked by a thousand gross monsters

My brother took a bite of the poopoo and his mouth was being attacked by monsters.

She took a bite of the burnt pizza and her mouth was screaming for help.

He took a bite of the moldy sandwich and his mouth was in a war with grossness.