Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you're literally eating someone else's bad choices

My mom said I'd eat crap if I didn't clean my room

He got in trouble for eating crap during math class

I told my friend she'd eat crap if she kept talking during the movie

2

you're taking the worst part of someone's life and swallowing it

I said I'd eat crap if he didn't stop teasing me

My brother ate crap because he lost the video game

She ate crap when her dog pooped on her shoes

3

you're the human version of a garbage disposal

I ate crap when my teacher gave me extra homework

He ate crap after he failed the test

She ate crap because her dad yelled at her

4

you're taking the worst of everything and making it your lunch

I ate crap when my friend stole my snack

He ate crap because he didn't finish his homework

She ate crap after she got grounded

5

you're the reason why everyone else is happy

I ate crap when my brother got a better grade than me

He ate crap after he lost the race

She ate crap because her phone got broken

6

you're the human version of a trash can with no lid

I ate crap because I didn't do my chores

He ate crap when he got caught cheating

She ate crap after she spilled her juice all over her shirt