eat concrete

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When you fall off your board and crash into the concrete so hard it feels like your face is getting a free concrete facial.

Skateboarder: 'I ate concrete so hard I think my tongue is now cement.'

Friend: 'You looked like a pancake after that fall.'

Mom: 'I don't want to hear about your concrete dinners anymore.'

Jumping off a building just to prove you're too dumb to live and probably too broke to get a ladder.

Guy on the roof: 'I'm not scared of death, I'm scared of my rent.'

Friend: 'He ate concrete because he thought it was a hot dog.'

Mom: 'I told him not to eat concrete, but he wouldn't listen.'

When you crash so hard on the concrete that your teeth go from shiny to shattered like a broken toaster.

Skateboarder: 'I ate concrete so hard my teeth looked like broken crayons.'

Friend: 'You looked like a mouthful of gravel.'

Dentist: 'I've seen broken teeth, but I've never seen broken concrete.'