eat cocks and kick rocks

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you say this when you're so mad you'd rather swallow a cock and break every bone in your body than let them stay around. it's like telling someone to go eat a dead rat and then dig a hole to China.
my cousin said that to my mom after she stole his last slice of pizza
i told my crush that after he kept texting me at 3 am
my teacher said it to the kid who drew on the ceiling with crayons
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you yell this when you're so fed up you wish they'd disappear forever. it's the same as telling them to go sniff a sock and then eat it.
my brother yelled it at my dad after he forgot my birthday again
i said it to my friend when he kept making fun of my hair
my neighbor said it to the guy who played his music too loud
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you say this when you're so angry you'd rather take a bite of a cock and throw a punch than let them win. it's like telling them to go eat a cock and then run over a chicken.
my mom said it to my brother after he broke her favorite lamp
i told my teacher that after she gave me detention for no reason
my friend said it to the guy who took my spot in line
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you scream this when you’re so fed up you’d rather bite a cock and break every bone in your body than let them keep bugging you. it’s like telling them to go eat a cock and then dance with a chicken.
i said it to my crush after he kept sending me weird texts
my friend yelled it at his mom after she stole his snacks
my dad said it to my uncle after he kept teasing him
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you shout this when you’re so mad you’d take a bite of a cock and then kick a rock just to make it go away. it's like telling them to go eat a cock and then scream at a goat.
my sister said it to my brother after he took her phone
i told my friend that after he kept making fun of me
my teacher said it to the kid who drew on the desks
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you tell someone this when you’re so sick of them you’d rather swallow a cock and then punch a rock just to make it stop. it’s like telling them to go sniff a cock and then eat a sock.
my dad said it to my uncle after he kept teasing him
i told my crush that after he kept messaging me at 2 am
my friend said it to me after i kept making fun of her hair
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