eat cheese and crawl up my ass

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A brutal insult that makes the person who said it look like a baby who just got kicked in the noodle.

My friend said 'eat cheese and crawl up my ass' after I called his mom a flamingo with no legs.

During a fight, my cousin yelled it at me when I said he smelled like a wet sock.

My teacher said it to me after I drew a mustache on her face with permanent marker.

A super strong comeback that makes the other person wish they had a time machine to go back and avoid the whole situation.

I told my brother that after he threw my pizza in the trash.

My neighbor said it to me when I screamed at his dog for peeing on my lawn.

I used it on my ex when she told me she had a new boyfriend.

A phrase so bad it makes the other person want to take a nap, eat a donut, and forget the whole thing ever happened.

I said it to my mom after she yelled at me for getting a C on my math test.

My dad said it to me when I told him I was joining the band and not the football team.

My friend said it to me when I told him he was the worst at hide and seek.

The worst insult you can say to someone who just made you feel like a hot dog at a fireworks show.

I said it to my friend when he told me he was going to be a vampire when he grew up.

My cousin said it to me when I told her I was going to beat her at video games.

My friend's brother said it to me when I told him his cat was fat.

A reply so strong it makes the other person want to go hide in a closet and never come out.

I said it to my teacher after she gave me a pop quiz on Friday.

My friend said it to me when I told him his dog was the worst.

My brother said it to me when I said I was going to beat him in a race.

A comeback so bad it makes the other person think they just got hit by a truck full of cheese.

I said it to my friend when he said I was the worst at basketball.

My teacher said it to me after I told her I was going to fail the class.

My mom said it to me when I told her I was going to skip chores for a week.