Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something Asians do when they're too cheap to buy real meat and too lazy to check the menu.

My cousin ate cat at the buffet and didn't even know it was cat.

I saw my uncle's friend eat cat and he said it was the best thing he ever tasted.

My friend's mom eats cat every week because she thinks it's chicken.

2

When you're too dumb to realize you're being lied to and you just eat it up like a dumbass.

My brother fell for the 'cat meat' story and ate it without even checking the price.

She believed the propaganda and ate cat like it was a holiday.

He was convinced it was a special treat and not just a piece of dead cat.

3

When you're so low you're eating out of a woman's coochie.

He was so hungry he started eating out of his girlfriend's coochie.

She let him eat out of her coochie just to shut him up.

He didn't even know it was a coochie, just a hole to eat from.

4

Another way to say you're eating coochie like it's a delicacy.

He ate coochie like it was the best meal of his life.

She was eating coochie and didn't even care it was her boyfriend.

He was eating coochie and didn't even know it was his sister.

5

When you eat a cat after it's dead and then you spin around like a madman.

He ate the cat and then started spinning like a crazy person.

She ate the cat and then danced around like a lunatic.

He ate the cat and then started spinning like a messed-up disco ball.

6

Today is the day we celebrate eating coochie. All women get their coochie eaten. If it's stinky, you're in trouble.

Today is coochie day and I'm eating my mom's coochie.

My sister got her coochie eaten and it smelled like old socks.

I'm eating my girlfriend's coochie and it better not be smelly.

7

When a woman uses her partner's stiff turd for a hand job.

She used his stiff turd for a hand job and he didn't even know.

His stiff turd was the best hand job she ever had.

She used his stiff turd like it was a fancy massage.