Eat cake day

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Eat cake day is when you cram cake down your throat with your family or friends and pretend you aren’t a fat slob who eats cake like it’s a religion

My aunt brought 10 cakes and I ate 3. My cousin ate the rest. We all got food poisoning. Classic Eat Cake Day.

My mom said, 'It’s Eat Cake Day, so you better eat cake or I’ll kill you.' I ate 2 cakes. She ate 1. We both got sick.

My brother and I had a cake-off. He ate 5 cakes. I ate 6. I won. He cried. It was glorious.

Eat cake day is when you eat cake with people you like and then regret it because you’re full and your pants are tight

My sister brought cake to my house. I ate it. Now I can’t fit into my pants. My mom laughed. I cried.

My friend asked me to Eat Cake Day. I ate cake. I got a stomach ache. My friend got a stomach ache. We both cried.

I had cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner on Eat Cake Day. My dog ate my cake. My life is ruined.

Eat cake day is when you eat cake with your family or friends and it turns into a mess of crumbs, sugar, and probably a fight

My cousin spilled cake on my shirt. I threw cake at him. We turned Eat Cake Day into a war.

My brother and I fought over the last slice of cake. My mom had to stop us. It was sad.

We all had cake. Then my dog ate my cake. My brother yelled. My mom cried. It was a disaster.