Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you stick your face up someone's butt and lick it like it's a dessert. Also called rimming. It’s like eating a giant piece of cake made of ass.

Hey bro, I just ate cake and it was worth every second.

She said I had to eat cake if I wanted to pass.

He ate cake so hard he got a stomachache and a new nickname.

2

Getting so wasted on booze you can’t tell your feet from your face. You’re just a puddle of drunk and regret.

I ate cake last night. Now I have a hangover and a tattoo of my ex’s face.

I ate cake until I passed out on the floor.

She ate cake and cried at a pizza place.

3

Putting your mouth on a girl’s snatch and eating it like it’s a snack. Also called eating out. You’re just a hungry animal with a mouth.

He ate cake in the middle of the class and got detention.

She ate cake so hard the teacher called her mom.

He ate cake and forgot to do his homework.

4

Doing whatever you want. Like a kid who just got a million dollars and no curfew. You’re free to be a mess.

I ate cake because I felt like it. No one stopped me.

She ate cake and said, 'Why not?'

He ate cake in the middle of a meeting and no one said a word.

5

A polite way to say you’re jerking off. Like when you’re in the library and you don’t want anyone to know.

He ate cake in the library and got a detention.

She ate cake while her mom was on the phone.

He ate cake and said it was just a snack.

6

A shoutout you add to someone’s birthday. Like when you’re trying to make the party extra loud and chaotic.

Happy birthday, bro! Eat cake and have a good time!

She got a text that said, 'Happy birthday! Eat cake and eat it all.'

He said, 'Eat cake and make the cake disappear!'

7

Not caring about someone’s problems or how they solve them. Like when you’re too busy being a giant to notice other people’s tiny issues.

He ate cake and said, 'Why do you even care?'

She ate cake and said, 'Just get out of the shit.'

He ate cake and said, 'I don’t care if you’re in the shit.'