eat bootay day

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December 9th is when you stuff your face with bootay like it’s your last meal before getting kicked out of your house.
My mom said if I don’t eat bootay today, I’ll be eating it out of a trash can tomorrow.
I ate so much bootay I almost cried, and I’m not even sad about it.
I got a text from my brother: 'Eat bootay or I’ll eat your bootay.'
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On December 9th, you eat bootay so hard it’s like you’re trying to prove you’re the bootay king or queen.
I ate bootay so fast my dog ran away from me.
My dad said if I didn’t eat bootay, he’d take away my Xbox and my bootay.
I had to eat bootay in my pajamas because I was too lazy to get up.
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December 9th is when you eat bootay like it’s a crime and you’re the only one brave enough to do it.
I got in trouble for eating bootay in the school cafeteria like it was a secret mission.
My friend texted me: 'Eat bootay or I’ll beat you with a bootay sandwich.'
I ate bootay so loud my neighbor called the cops.
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