Eat bird

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A loud way to tell someone to go away, like when you're sick of their dumbass face.
"Eat bird!" he screamed at his annoying little brother.
She yelled "Eat bird!" at the guy who kept talking to her in math class.
After getting kicked out of the house, he shouted, "Eat bird!" at his mom.
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You say this when you're flipping someone off and you wish they'd swallow your finger like a dumbass.
He flipped her off and said, "Eat bird!" like he was trying to get her fired.
During the fight, he yelled, "Eat bird!" and then threw a punch.
When his friend made fun of him, he flipped him off and said, "Eat bird!" like it was a battle cry.
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When you're only eating a little bit, like you're saving the good stuff for later.
He took one bite of the cake and said, "I'm just eatin' bird."
She nibbled on the pizza and said, "I'm eatin' bird."
He took one fry and said, "I'm eatin' bird."
4
When you're kissing someone and then you puke in their mouth, which is the worst thing ever.
He was making out with her, then he threw up in her mouth and said, "Eat bird!"
During the kiss, she threw up and said, "Eat bird!" like it was a love language.
He got sick in her mouth during the makeout session and yelled, "Eat bird!"
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A loud, angry way to say, "What the fuck?" like you're totally confused and mad.
He yelled, "Eat bird!" when he saw his dog eating his homework.
She said, "Eat bird!" when her friend broke her phone.
He screamed, "Eat bird!" when his mom told him to clean his room.
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A weird little guy in a cartoon who's not the main character but still kind of annoying.
Eat Bird was just a side character in Teen Girl Squad.
He wasn't the main guy, but he was still annoying.
Eat Bird was like the weird little brother of the main characters.
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