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Eating big means you're so lazy you skip breakfast and go straight for a full-on dinner meal like you're trying to eat your way through the day and your stomach.
I ate big today and now I'm stuck in my chair.
Big eat? I'm not even hungry, I just want to be full.
Big eat is my life now, I'm just gonna live in my pants.
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I double eat big Nate means I'm so full I'm ready to burst and I'm still eating like I'm trying to win a food fight.
I double eat big Nate, my pants are screaming.
Double eat big Nate, I'm going to die.
Double eat big Nate, I ate my dog.
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Big Nate is a nickname for a fat person who probably eats too much and doesn't exercise and is probably also a little sad.
Big Nate is my cousin, he eats like a horse.
Big Nate is my teacher, he can't even walk.
Big Nate is my dad, he eats Big Nate.
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If you're a lesbian with a vag that smells like a gym sock and you're fat then you're a big eat.
That big eat just walked in, I can smell her from here.
That big eat is my friend, she eats my friend.
That big eat just sat down, I'm getting a headache.
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Stop eating big Nate is what you say when someone is so full they're about to explode and they're still eating.
Stop eating big Nate, you're going to explode.
Stop eating big Nate, I can't hear myself think.
Stop eating big Nate, your pants are falling off.
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Don't eat the big white mint is what you say to someone who's so stupid they think a urinal cake is a mint and then they eat it and it tastes like a gym sock.
Don't eat the big white mint, that's a urinal cake.
Don't eat the big white mint, I saw you eat it.
Don't eat the big white mint, you're a idiot.
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Big eat is what you yell when someone ruins your Big Mac and they're so stupid they don't even know what a Big Mac is.
Big eat! You ruined my Big Mac.
Big eat! You ate my Big Mac.
Big eat! You're the worst.
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