Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too lazy to cook and just want to get a meal without any effort or thinking.

I ate babies for lunch because I didn't feel like making a sandwich.

My roommate said, 'I'm eating babies today,' and I knew he was being lazy.

At 2 a. m., I just ate babies because I was too tired to think.

2

When you're giving a guy head and you accidentally swallow his whole face.

I ate babies during a makeout session and my boyfriend was confused.

My friend said, 'I ate babies and now I feel sick.'

She was eating babies and her guy was like, 'What was that?'

3

When you beat someone up or make them feel like total trash.

He ate babies after I beat him in a game.

I ate babies in front of my crush and they were mortified.

She ate babies at school and no one wanted to talk to her.

4

When you smoke weed and pretend you're a monster who eats kids instead of just a stoner.

I told my mom I was eating babies instead of smoking weed.

My teacher caught me eating babies and thought I was a monster.

I said I was eating babies to avoid getting in trouble.

5

A way to tell someone to shut up or get ready for a beatdown.

My brother said, 'Eat babies, bitch!' and I got in trouble.

She told me to eat babies and I knew I was in for it.

I said 'Eat babies, dude!' and he just laughed.

6

The best thing ever invented, even better than video games or pizza.

I would eat babies every day if I could.

My favorite sport is eating babies.

I said eating babies is the best thing ever and no one disagreed.

7

When you're a monster who eats kids and it's usually Kyler doing the eating.

Kyler ate babies and no one knew what to do.

I saw Kyler eat babies and I was scared.

Kyler's favorite thing is eating babies.