eat asshole

Bro, you eat asshole for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? You're a walking disaster.

My mom eats asshole for every meal. I swear she's trying to turn the whole world into a mess.

That guy eats asshole like it's a five-star restaurant. I don't even know how he survives.

You're such a total waste of space. Eat asshole, you deserve it.

He got called out for being a complete mess. Eat asshole, he's a legend of failure.

She failed at everything. Eat asshole, she's the champion of trash.

You said something stupid. Eat asshole, you're a total moron.

He got yelled at. Eat asshole, he was being a total idiot.

She made a mess. Eat asshole, she's a walking disaster.

You took forever to eat. Eat asshole, you're a total pain.

He ate so slow, the waiter gave up. Eat asshole, he's the king of messes.

She took a bite, then another, and another. Eat asshole, she's a total pain in the neck.

You failed everything. Eat asshole, you're the bottom of the pile.

He had no life. Eat asshole, he's a total disaster.

She had zero friends. Eat asshole, she's the worst.

You took a bite of your own butt. Eat asshole, you're a total weirdo.

He loves eating his own butt. Eat asshole, he's a legend.

She eats her own butt every day. Eat asshole, she's the queen of trash.

You're a total mess. Eat asshole, you're the worst.

He has no life. Eat asshole, he's a total disaster.

She's a complete waste. Eat asshole, she's a legend of trash.