Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you stick your tongue up someone's butt like you're trying to find treasure.

My cousin ate ass at the school dance and got caught by the principal.

She said, 'I don't care if you're my teacher, I'm eating your ass!'

He was eating ass in the hallway and got lunch detention.

2

Licking someone’s butt for fun, or because you're a total loser.

He said, 'I'll eat your ass if you don't shut up!'

She was eating ass in the library and got kicked out.

My brother eats ass every day just to annoy me.

3

Putting your tongue in someone’s butt to get them hot or to feel good yourself.

He said, 'I eat ass because I love it!'

She ate my ass in front of the whole class.

They were eating ass in the gym and got caught.

4

This word started in New Zealand schools where everyone is loud and stupid. If you're an eat-ass, you talk too much crap.

My teacher said, 'You're an eat-ass! You talk too much crap!'

He called me an eat-ass because I kept talking nonsense.

She said, 'Stop being an eat-ass and just shut up!'

5

The right way to spell it is 'eat-arse' you dumb-asses.

He said, 'You spelled it wrong, it's eat-arse!'

She corrected me and said, 'It's eat-arse, not eat-ass!'

My friend was eating ass and said, 'It's eat-arse, not eat-ass!'

6

When you have a butt full of pimples or something gross like that.

He said, 'I can't eat your ass, your butt is full of pimples!'

She had a butt full of mange and couldn't eat ass.

His butt looked like a pizza with extra cheese and he couldn't eat ass.

7

It’s the same as analingus, you stupid-asses. Just look it up.

He said, 'It’s the same as analingus, you dumb-asses!'

She told me, 'You don’t know what it is, just look it up!'

He called me an idiot and said, 'It’s analingus, just look it up!'