eat and run

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when a person crashes on your spot, shoves your food in their face, and bolts like they’re being chased by a angry raccoon.

my cousin showed up at my house, ate my pizza, and left before I could say 'hello'

the guy at my table took my burger, ran out the door, and left me with a bill

my friend’s mom came over, devoured the cake, and left before the candles even went out

when you chow down at a restaurant, then bolt like a guilty kid, leaving your bill behind like it’s a dead mouse.

i grabbed a taco, ate it, and ran out before the waiter could say 'hello'

my brother ordered a steak, ate it, and left the table in a hurry

i sat down, had a sandwich, and sprinted out before the check came