eat and fuck

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1
When you stuff your face with food, drop everything, and then go have wild sex like a feral animal.
I had a pizza, then I ran to my girlfriend's house and had sex for three hours.
Ate a whole burger, then went to the park and did a backflip while having sex.
Had a donut, then took my ex to the mall and had sex in the food court.
2
A loud, angry phrase used when you don’t care about anyone’s feelings or their gender.
My mom said, 'Eat and fuck, I don’t care!'
He yelled, 'Eat and fuck, I’m done with you!'
She texted, 'Eat and fuck, I’m leaving!'
3
A shout you throw at someone when you're super mad or really upset.
He yelled, 'Eat and fuck, you messed up my lunch!'
She said, 'Eat and fuck, I’m not your slave!'
My brother screamed, 'Eat and fuck, I’m going to beat you up!'
4
A list of the worst things to say to someone when you're really fed up.
She texted, 'Eat shit, get lost, go fuck yourself!'
He said, 'Eat and fuck, I’m done with your nonsense!'
My friend shouted, 'Eat and fuck, I hate your life!'
5
When you walk into a room during a hot moment and take a big bite out of someone’s privates while they're having sex.
I walked in on my cousin and her boyfriend, and I bit her vagina.
He walked in and took a big bite of my privates while I was having sex.
She walked into the room and ate my penis like it was a sandwich.
6
A game where people have to choose if they’d eat or have sex with something random.
Would you eat a donut or fuck a donut?
Would you eat a pizza or fuck a pizza?
Would you eat a burger or fuck a burger?
7
When someone is so awesome you accuse them of eating spaghetti because spaghetti is also super cool.
My friend is so cool, I said she ate spaghetti.
He was so awesome, I called him a spaghetti eater.
My mom was so amazing, I said she ate spaghetti.
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