eat all dicks

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A loud promise to chew up every single penis in sight because you’re absolutely f***ed off.

My mom just yelled 'eat all dicks' when my brother tried to take her last slice of pizza.

My crush called me fat, so I texted him 'eat all dicks' and blocked him.

At the bus stop, the guy said I smelled like a gym sock. I told him to eat all dicks.

When you’re so mad you wish every guy in the world had a f***ing snack inside their pants.

My teacher said I failed the test. I said 'eat all dicks' and walked out.

My friend ate my last taco. I told him to eat all dicks and threw a napkin at him.

My dog peed on my shoes. I said 'eat all dicks' and yelled at the dog.

A big promise to chomp down every penis you see because you’re having the worst day ever.

My dad broke my phone. I told him to eat all dicks and ran to my room.

My cat knocked my soup off the table. I said 'eat all dicks' and cried.

My friend made fun of my hair. I told him to eat all dicks and walked away.

A fierce declaration that you’re going to swallow every guy’s willy because you’re so f***ing annoyed.

My brother took my video game. I told him to eat all dicks and sat in his chair.

My mom screamed 'eat all dicks' when my sister drew on the wall.

My friend said my joke was bad. I told him to eat all dicks and laughed at him.

A loud, angry vow to chew up all the guys’ junk because you’re really f***ed up.

My teacher gave me a zero. I said 'eat all dicks' and left the room.

My dog ate my homework. I told him to eat all dicks and threw my pencil at him.

My friend said I was ugly. I yelled 'eat all dicks' and ran out of the house.